Do your best

People I implore you. Do your best at what your doing in life. Just because you work at Del Taco does not give you a pass to do a shitty job. Maybe it's not your career of choice but at least make an effort!

Just so you don't think I'm mean, you should know I waited tables for many years. Yep the only white waitress in a Chinese Restaurant. The customers LOVED my lack of Asian accent plus my ability to understand what they were asking for.

My Chinese co-workers loved that I supplied them with entertainment such as calling my egg rolls "burritos" because I wanted folks to get more for the buck so mine may have been bigger than theirs. Jealously is not pretty.

So that being said, if your a shitty waitress you will get a shitty tip ~ if you get one at all. That's how it works unless you wait on my sucker I mean sister and Crystal or Marie don't snatch the tip she leaves.

If your going to be a bar tender know the difference between well vodka and Smirnoff for Jebus sake. Do I look like I want to feel like ASS tomorrow? After all its the type of vodka (aka cheap) that causes the "Prissy" flu not how, much you drank..Duh

And if you are unlucky enough to be the cashier the King and I check out with at any of our local stores you should expect to get shit. He's a grown man with a Mohawk and a shit eating grin. It's not you in particular he is picking on, he harasses all cashiers. Try to smile through it next time it unnerves him and he'll back off. I'm sure he wasn't the first today and won't be the last.